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7月6日 JOURNEY HOMETHE JOURNEY
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WEDNESDAY- DAY 1
left QLD to drive 16hrs to the far south coast of new south whales at roughly 11pm.. we drove to coffs harbour that night and then spooned in the back of the beep beep...
THURSDAY- DAY 2
left coffs at roughly 11am after having a cold shower in some seedbag surfclub, and using a pillowcase as a towel
 we hit the road, and i cant remember if we did anything on the way but we hit sydney at around 5pm and got stuck in a traffic jam which was backed up for about 20km...i was BUSTING to pee, and even considered jumping out of the car and running over the hill to take a squat...then got home home at about 1amFRIDAY- DAY 3
staying at mosh's house jed, raine, mosh and i got ready to hit the latest attraction of the far south coast BAYBZ.... almost laughable.. its meant to be a nightcluub, but its more like a grade school disco... with lockout at 11pm and closing time of 1am we had to make the most of our short time... we drank a shitload ..then mel and jed found $50 so we quickly drank that.. and then danced like we were mentally retarded.. then it was off to domino's for delicious pizzzzzzzzzzzza
SATURDAY- DAY 4
thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin... i cant rememmber what we did i think we gotreally stoned and i had a breathing attack and the girls wouldnt stop laughin at me and that made me laugh which made me not be able to breathe even more.... then we passed out in the lounge rooom whilst watching into the blue and after our kitchen feast.
SUNDAY- DAY 5
...i have nooooo idea what the flip we did...actually i think this was the night we had a piss up at mosh's house... josh, rowan, jason, strat, nicole, hev, mosh, jed, raine ...fuck anyone else?? if there is.. then i apolgise ... we all got mess mess messy, and raine, jed, mosh n me ended up in the bedroom drawing features and words on our eyelids so we didnt have to talk.. i had 'ok' ..raine had 'hi'... jed had 'my' and on mosh we drew a pair of eyes..fuckin halarious!
MONDAY- DAY 6
hungover.. did noting whhat so ever... ohhh wait... i think it was this night that nicole, mosh and me drove to bawley point to catch up with some of nics uni friends.. nice boys
TUESDAY- DAY 7
went shopping wiith mother in the bay....maybe it was this night that we went to bawley
WEDNESDAY- DAY 8
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...fuck i dunno
THURSDAY - DAY 9
ohhh thursday was awesome... 2 car loads of us drove down to canberra to hit the town... we stayed at western creek with a good mate leigh..and went out in civic.... sooo fun $3 drinks was messy b4 we got to our destination, there were the best drinks they were vodka with musk (my fav)..skittles, toffee apple,hubba bubba, red skin, jelly bean, my buddah there was sooooo manyyy and they tasted flippen delicious..everyone left at about 4am.. except raine alice n me.. then alice went back to a mates house somewhere else in canberra and raine and i had to mission home.. so after we got dropped on the hiway by some stupid indian taxi driver ,... we got out so dazed and confused.. and then gettin another cab we finally naviagtd our way home... leigh was PASSED OUT ..jed, mosh me n raine were on him on the bed jumping about and being rat bags.. because he didnt wake up we then concluded he was dead and went searching for a pulse.. i spose for it to be funny u'd just have to had been there...
FRIDAY- DAY 10
raine, alice mosh and i got in the overloaded car and headed for sydney.. on the way we had to make several spew stops.. one of which was in the macca's drive threw when mosh had to jump a hedge and chuck her guts..i then got a speeding fine.. woohoo .. we stayed in penrith the first night, bondi the second, and blue mountains the third...
MONDAY- DAY 13
we left penrith at about 11am, went to the mall, shoped til 1pm got stuck in traffic till 3pm.. didnt get out of sydney tiil 4pm...got to newcastle at 6.... and arrived at qld at 4am...
AND THAT WAS OUR HOILDAY
 5月25日 GO THE BLUESGOOOOOOOOOOO THE BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT LAST NIGHTS GAME... I THINK IT CAN BE SUMMMED UP IN 2 WORDS
FUCK YEAH
HAHHAHA WHEN IT COMES TO ORIGIN TIME IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT COLOURED SKIN, WHAT SEX OR WHAT YOUR ORIGIN IS... IF YOU COME FROM EITHER QUEENSLAND OR NEW SOUTH WHALES CHANCES ARE YOU WILL CALL IN SICK TO WORK THE NEXT DAY AND GET ABSOLUTELY OFF TAP THE NIGHT B4.... WETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU ARE CELEBRATING A FANTASTIC WIN OR COMMISERATING A DISMAL LOSS ...
ORIGIN IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE YEARS HIGHLIGHTS AND ITS A TIME WHEN IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR A WORKING CLASS MAN, A STUDENT OR A WELL RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY ...ORIGIN IS A TIME WHEN YOU CAN ALL RELEASE THE YOBOO INSIDE 5月5日 whts newahoi my fellow friends... hows it hanging.. it seems as tho these days i never leave yall a comment to inform you of my antics.. so tongiht i will..... hmmmmmmmm whats goin on.. well raine and i hve the best jobs this side of the sun we work on ...
'plan b party tours'..to sum it up.. we get paid to get drunk and take drunken ppl from club to club every wednesday and saturday.. yewwwwww we got soooo blind in wednesday...... well... im busting to goto the toilet so my typin is a little rushed...oh another thing i have a fucked up back,..... im on the strongest painkillers available... i ahve some slipped disks and some 'things' that have been severd from my spine..sooooooooo yeah im literally dying...other than that im oin top of the world... okies well im about to go tinkle in my pants so i better be off.. ill keep you all informed...
ciao my loves..oh and if ur reading this.. please leave me a comment so i feel loved...
xxx 3月30日 itss been a whilewell its surely been a while since i have given you all a taste of my bloggin aibilies.... well im at my new location... the lovely queensland goldcoast.. right near surfers paradise... one of the best places on earth.. the night life here is amazing.. well wat wouldnt be compared to the bay with its one bayspew... raine and i have been out every weekend we have been here and its fuckin awesome... we hit the town about 10... get home about 5am and all we do is dance the ngiht away... met some cool ppl up here but no besties as of yet... what else.. oh uni.. well thats a pain in the arse.. but i spose ill deal with that in my own way.. which at the moment is not goin...lol.. psychology is rather difficult i think i mmigh just drop out and be a hooker...
well the plan is to hit the town... thats right all you from back home.. hit the town on a thurday! unheard of.... we are just round the corner from parkwood tav which is across the road from the unii.. so needless to say its a good sorce of entertainment.. havent been there yet tho... there is also a place called 'down under' which on thurda has $1 drinks... and being a uni student does have its upsides... using my student id we get $12 jugs of spirits and $8 jugs of beer... so its a good deal all n all...
ohhh roommates... firstly theres ben hes 18 n pretty cool always gives me shit and we fight 24/7.. but hes a good kid, worries a little too much when we dont come home but atleast he would notice we were missis if we didnt come home for a few days... then theres gordo hes 21, pretty cruisy guy, loves his solitare and beer... oh both of them are soccer maniaks ... however they refuse to call it 'sooccer' its now called 'football' in australia......PPPFT football my arse..
anywho... ii think that might be enough of an update of my life as i know it... ill keep ya all informed
xxx
cally 1月29日 Horse Island Partywell... i dont know what happened last night...whether that be due to alcohol consumption... or the nothingness i did or didnt do..anywho here are a few 'flash backs' for your entertainment...
FLASH BACK no#1
*cally: 'mel you should see my undies they are
sooo cool...'
mel: 'bet you mine are better...lets have
competition..cos i know ill win!'
FLASH BACK no#2
*having aeroguard sprayed directly into my eyes
FLASH BACK no#3
*being a smart arse to someone that i shouldnt have been and almost gettin smacked in the noggin
FLASH BACK no#4
* standing in a random kitchen with mosh and her munging on this capsicum as i talked to the father of the house we were at...nice bloke that one
FLASH BACK no#5
*nearly fallin on my arse about a million times due to the amount of liquor bottles on the ground
FLASHY no#6
* alices car rollin into someone elses...my exact thoughts at the time...'shit man..thats a car...thats alices car..hmmmmm shes gonna be pissed'
FLASHY no#7
*alice screamin at me n mel cos we were the ones that told her about her car..so me n mel walked away ...mumbling .'well sorry for caring blah blah blah'.... (dont worry alice we understandddddddddddddd :P)
FLASHY no#8
*being by myself....alot of the night..and doin sweet fuck all
FLASHY no#9
*my so called 'friends' stealing my bed that i had only made moments b4 hand...me gettin the shits at them and storming off...ahhh so much hatred...
then josh gettin the shits at me cos i told him to rack off or something...mmmmmm bed stealers
and finally
FLASH BACK no# 10
*not goin to bed...gettin home at 6am...makin muga's...gettin into bed..and i dont know..but for some reason i went n got into mum n dads bed at about 9am...i think my room was too hot cos it gets the direct mornign sun..i think cos it was like an oven and i was passed out with a doona on..well i think i got a bit too hot and thats why i spewed...and i slept til 3pm..then went to the beach and slept on the beach for n hour... :):):):)
that bliog was so worth reading..
have a good one losers
xcxaxlxlxyx.............wooooooo that was tricky 1月14日 IN A NUTSHELLwell ihave been doin sweet fuck all....out yonda peach pickin they were only used me for my bruit strenght and extrordianry good looks... serioulsly just cos i am like 5 cm taller than any other average joe ppl automatically thnk i am some freakishly stong being..note to all : if you ask me to lift a sack of potatoes, you may as well ask a 2 yr old, cos you have more chance of them at least draggin it...
however my days at the packin shed were numbered...raine, amy, bindi and i packed up our camp site, sed goodbye to our new found, yobbo friends you taught us to speak using 'fuck' as every second word...and headed home...(one of the best moments of my life)....have been home almost a week now...and kinda miss it out there..not the work, just the fact that when your out there no one gives a fuck what you look like, if you have just rolled outta bed 2 minutes prior to gettin to work and fortunately for me i decided to sleep in the clothes i was gonna wear to work..cos trust me every second in bed is one you cant waste
so now im back to ye ol chineese and vietnamese restaraunt until my time is up here...which is in about 2-3 weeks...and i think the day me, amy, bindi and raine drive outta batemans bay and head toward qld..ill probably pee my pants in ecitement...just like a little puppy does a little widdle when you go to pet it...got into a uni...but ita not the one i want,..so i am gonna fluff around n try to get another one...oh and by the way i found out that my mark in the NSW hsc , when converted to QLD jibberish placed me in the top 10% ...i was like...fuck yeah so claiming that...lol
well i habe nothing further to tell you all...cept that me and my brother are goin cannoeing tomorro...and i hate boats...so it should be a fun experience.... night all lovvvvvvvve alllllllllfalfa!
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